“One Pussy Forever? Nah. Let’s Make a Deal” Wedding Day Swap

Every woman dreams of her stepson's big wedding day, and I sure as hell wasn't letting anything fuck it up—not even this double-booked venue bullshit. But then I met her, the other groom's stepmom, what a total cunt she turned out to be! We were clawing at each other over the altar space, too wrapped up in our catfight to notice our boys whispering in the corner, ready to bail on the whole damn ceremony. No fucking way were we letting that happen. Turns out they were panicking about locking down to just one pussy forever. Fine, we could fix that right now. "Go through with it, say 'I do,'" I purred to my stepson, grabbing his bulge right there while she dropped to her knees for hers. "We'll be your secret sluts on the side—both of us, whenever and however you crave. Pound our wet cunts raw at the reception, sneak us into the honeymoon suite, use us like filthy whores while your new brides sleep. Deal?"